Mar. 2nd, 2009

ljdaly: (Schiele)
Dear Door-Knocking Shoveling Dude,

Yes, it's snowing like hell. It's been snowing like hell since sometime before 3 AM, and it will continue to snow like hell for another three or four hours, followed by several hours of snowing like not-hell.

When I thank you and tell you that no, I don't need you to shovel me out (for the price of some amount of cash I don't have), don't eyeball my sidewalk then eyeball me, as though I'm a) lying or b) putting you out.

Besides, any shoveling done now will have been eradicated by 3 this afternoon. Are you planning to come back, do it again, and collect yet more money that I don't have?

Keep your hairy eyeballs to yourself, mister!

Cordially,
Shovelicious

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