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So I'm taking a walk this morning. I walk down the street, all around, the usual... and when I'm finished and approaching the house again, I see, from a distance, something black on the strip of lawn between the sidewalk and the curb. Banana peels, I think. Gross. Two of them, maybe, from somebody's trash -- or somebody walked or drove along and tossed their garbage onto my lawn. (I live on a high-traffic bus route, ambulance route, firehouse route, so people are always tossing trash.)

I go over to kick the banana peels into the street for the streetcleaner machine -- and guess what? It's not banana peels. It's somebody's hair! Some nasty hairpiece, just sitting there, all gross and covered with somebody else's scalp cooties, right on my lawn!

Somewhere, somebody's missing their extensions.

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