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So, I'm driving along this morning, whistling, bopping my head to some nice orchestral orc music, when... boom! Two blocks from my house, tucked up next to an SUV, cozy as can be... my runaway trashcan!

Wind, you say? Well, it's windy today, but yesterday around trash time it was just raining. And all the other trashcans stayed right where they were, a long line of squat little soldiers at the curb in both directions.

Wind? A hit-and-drag? Schoolkids? Passive-aggressive trashmen? No. I think an interdimensional portal is much more likely. Much more likely.

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Date: 2009-04-04 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prusik.livejournal.com
Clearly, your trashcan has become sentient and longs to be free. It longs to frolic with hula hoops and be stuffed with cardamom, rosemary and ginger rather than rotting meat, caustic detergents and sharp staples that cut its sides. If you bring it back, it'll only encourage the other trashcans to run away too.

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Date: 2009-04-04 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] j-cheney.livejournal.com
I'd say stick with that explanation...

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